Tuesday, April 30, 2013

cornstalk

}{ello Jammers!
Today In JMF We have a cornstalk!
Nice New item isn't it?
also would you like to see my dog?
I'm showin' it ta ya now:
can't get da picture.
and this one:
this one was taken a few minutes ago.
bye!
OMG THIS PICTURE INSERT IS BROKEN AGAIN!



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Monday, April 29, 2013

new item

}{ello Jammers!
today we have this new item:.

good ol' fox hats.
really, WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT FOX HATS?
WELL I DON'T KNOW! YOU TELL ME! YOUR THE ONES THAT HOARD THEM...
anyway, bye,
I can;t get my banner on here...
p.s. you people who play minecraft.
I just started playing and they only give you like 2 minutes to build a house.
and if you do get a house the growl and sound really creepy.

Thursday, April 25, 2013

Jam Season?

}{ello Jammers! Today we have an update!
on the sidebar it says:
"JAM SESSION:
you've got a ticket to Jamaa's newest party! The JAM SESSION is the only place where you can grab your buddies, head to the stage, and make music with different instruments!
but... one problem....
WHAT IS JAM SESSION AND HOW DO YA GET TO IT?!?
and the new items... AJ is getting really interested in farming... it seems...
new items:

here's the dissapointing and maddening part:
ON MAY 23RD, I EXPECT A NEW LAND!
don't like rhinos, don't like elephants, have a lot of girraffes.
sometimes, only sometimes, I feel like throwin' a tall cactus at AJHQ's face.
So, what's goin' on? OH! here's a better idea! maybe shoot them witha crossbow?
I've got one!
and there's dewcorations and a post in the JJ 'bout summer carnival.
...
...
fair enough.
...

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Four Square

}{ello Jammers!
Today we have a game that to me, Is one of the only games worth playing.
yes, four square...
I can't play it anymore...
I think...
anyway I am having a maze contest.
I am not going to make a maze right now because I have 20 mins left to finish blog post.
but I wanna show you how to make cool banners with cool text on them
bye,

Monday, April 22, 2013

rare blankie and ???person???

}{ello Jammers!
First thing's first, today we have a rare discolored wArm blanket. No, this is not a worn blanket, and I don't know why you want worn blankets anyway. think about it, they're the worst items to have, really.
(excluding old blanket, which doesn't really need to be in stores, you poor nonmembers!)
Anyway, you are probably tired of words and want the pictures. Thank The LORD that I don't have 3 blogs to post on.
nice discoloration! even though I'm a boy, It looks like salt water taffy, so I like it, (FYI I DESPISE cotton candy. )
now here's the mystery part. IK some of you probably went back and saw this, but here it is:

blog stats for all time history:


United States
2298
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Russia
663
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Germany
260
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United Kingdom
84
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Ukraine
65
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South Korea
42
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Latvia
40
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Canada
35
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China
26
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France
24
whoa, Russians! please show yourselves!
anyway, so long, Jammers!









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Friday, April 19, 2013

EVIL TUXEDO MALUM TUXEDO

}{ello Jammers!

yes today we have the tuxedo.
I don't like it.
probably because it looks like a lame-ish item that is overly expensive.

k bye
upcoming: maze contest!
bye,
-SwiftWing
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Wednesday, April 17, 2013

horseshoe plea

}{ello Jammers!

The new item is the horse shoes.
note: THE BOOK is being worked on. I'm kinda messing around with links.
all of you who view this blog, please like this blog and join it and tell others about it.
because something it seems like a am doing a lot of work for nothing
Dragons 4 AJ is my opificium. (greatest work- latin)
this will not make sense at all probably-
ubi sunt viewers?

ubi sunt ineo?
UBI EST DOMUS HERBAM?
Nullumque!
NON existimantur
bye.


Tuesday, April 16, 2013

}{ello Jammers!
Today we have an item.
THE PINWHEEL

Monday, April 15, 2013

rare flowers

}{ello Jammers!
today we have the rare on the ninth page of jamaa mart clothes.
WEIRD OR WHAT? probably all of you have seen this on snowyclaw's blog, but this is mine, so It's Different...
at least sorta?
k bye.
(bye)

Thursday, April 11, 2013

Another Two Weeks...

}{ello Jammers!
today we have sunflowers...

As you might be able to tell, the headlines of this update are because of a neat new photo booth placed in Club Geoz!
You can choose any animal and one of three locations  pay 50 gems, and then download your very own background!
What do you think? 
here is one of my pictures,
This is my Fox (I have 3), sharpclaw/ AcutaUngue don't you see the mira carving.
Another big part of this update is the additional member gift this month: a pawsome Spirit Helmet!
Most members should have this waiting in their mailboxes!
HINT, HINT: I think they're trying to jam in armor and stuff for the quests...
Results for Graham's jokey contest have arrived, check if yours got chosen on the Jammer Central board in Jamaa Township.

Earth Day is almost upon us, learn more by clicking banners around Jamaa! Also, koalas have departed, off to help Cosmo on his quest to find a new bountiful land to bring to the realm of Jamaa!
GOOD, CAUSE I WANT THE NEW LAND!
Looks like we were a day ahead, because AJHQ gave a little article about the in and out of game Sidekix plushies in the Jamaa Journal.
More and more of these "Epic" plushies will be appearing in Jamaa!

Here is this update's calendar...
Look what is double gems: Sky High!!!
Jamaa wide double gems were fun, but at least this is one of the best games to play on double gem, right?
              well, we might have to wait till the thursday after next thursday, but still, and more than ever BEFORE,
GET READY ADVENTURE!!!! ADVENTURE AWAITS!
-Acutaunge

RHYME RHYTHM REASON

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Almost Time For Adventure LATE: SORRY...

}{ello Jammers! today we have the haystack.
this reminds me of this sign...
don't get it?
what about if i put this?


This is because of the "ALMOST TIME FOR ADVENTURE" sign is probably referring to quests with phantoms...
HAYSTACKS are bought to shoot arrows into... doesn't matter if it's a crossbow arrow or a longbow arrow.
so... you're looking at tomorrow we're going to find out!
SwiftWing

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Tuesday, April 9, 2013

fence

}{ello Jammers!
today we have the fence.
this morning, (6:35) I have the new item presented to you:

ok... and... watch this...

that was cool, wasn't it?
just kidding...
bye.

hi

}{ello Jammers!
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